"What is there to laugh about at 3 o'clock in the morning?" - Mohammed, my boss at the landscaping company, as he tried to comprehend how us "young people" can stay up so late partying. Needless to say, he was baffled.
"There's a four o'clock in the morning now?" - Bart Simpson.
I was also reminded today that it is much better to be going to bed at 5:45 A.M rather than waking up. These early mornings are going to kill me. If this is the real world, I want no part of it.